The Trinity (the illogical) Simplified (Or how to get away with calling polytheism monotheism.)
The following is an alphabetical listing of all the divine
attributes of God taken from an article on Wiki.
This list proves that if given a Bible, for a Christian there's no limit to
what theology can create from nothing. Even with all the following
attributes God is endowed with, He can be compared to a toddler with a
load of shit in his pants; logically God still stinks! 1. Aseity2. Graciousness 3.Holiness4.Immutability5. Impassibility 6. Impeccability 7. Incorporeality 8. Incomprehensibility 9. Infinity10. Jealousy 11. Love 12. Mission 13. Omnipotence 14. Omnipresence
15. Omniscience 16. Oneness 17.
Providence 18. Righteousness 19. Simplicity 20. Sovereignty 21. Transcendence
22.Trinity 23. Veracity 24. Wrath