Why I Think The Rapture Madness is Indeed Madness

[Written by John Loftus] Below is a video where sincere believers describe what they think will happen in the future:



This is absolutely and without a doubt ludicrous for so many reasons I cannot go into them all, nor with much detail here. I'll mention seven reasons why this is madness plain and simple.

1) There is no way to interpret the Bible as having a secret rapture. Bob Price more than adequately demolishes such a view in his book The Paperback Apocalypse. Many other Christians agree. All extant Jewish literature plainly shows they thought of but two eras; one before the Messiah and the other one after the Messiah. There is no room in their expectations for a rapture before the end of times. There is no room for thinking that the Church was a Great Parentheses either, where God's timetable is on hold in a waiting pattern. Such an interpretation is simply the result of the fact that the end of the world and the restoration of Israel did not happen as they had expected in the day of Jesus.

2) Believers who argue this way are complete ignoramuses. They live in a proverbial cave, America if you will, or in some parts of it where there isn't much pain and suffering, or crime, or natural disasters. Are they deaf to the screams of most people around the globe? Are they not oblivious to the fact that 25,000 children die every single day? Or are their minds oblivious to the number of wars and world conflicts today, even genocide, which is taking place right now in Dafar, or the witch hunts in Africa at the hands of evangelicals themselves? It's nonsense to think there is a future tribulation. If tribulation involves intense worldwide suffering and pain then it's already here. It's always been here.

3) If they think for one moment that with all of their doomsday preaching that no one on earth after the rapture will believe it happened as a result of prophecy, then they are kidding themselves. I know their predictions. Many many others, if not most people who live in a Christian culture, have heard these predictions too. Hal Lindsey's book, The Late Great Planet Earth, was a NY Times bestseller in the 70's, my generation. And he warned us of that day, although he was dead wrong to suggest it would take place by 1988 (one generation after the rebuilding of the state of Israel). There is no way I would ever believe the lie that if the rapture occurred it was not because of the prophecy. That would be convincing evidence for me and I would tell others.

4) These believers are escapists, plain and simple. If the world they live in is not to their liking (drugs, sex and rock-n-Roll, Oh My!) they hope to escape it and be with Jesus, ASAP. That's escapist theology, certainly not something that looks forward to world improvement. In fact, they have a very hard time mentally with social improvement, for it means Jesus may not come as soon as they hope. It may even lead them to quietism in the face of the world's ills, since if Jesus is coming there is nothing to be done but wait for him to come.

5) As such, these dispensationalist literal millenarian Christians are actually provoking world conflict by supporting Israel no matter what the Jews do. In this area they do get involved. They support Israel. This is a major area of conflict between Muslims and the western world. And while it's true America should help Israel for humanitarian reasons, we cannot support them in everything simply because Christian doomsayers think they are part of God's end-time plan.

6) It's obvious even to a growing number of evangelicals that the Biblical pre-scientific era was a time when most all people thought the earth was a circular disk on a flat earth. The whole notion that "every eye will see him" return entails an ancient view of a flat earth which no thinking person can accept. No THINKING person! Most all Jews, Christians, Muslims, and early Roman Catholics thought of Jerusalem as the key city on earth too. This we know from looking at the Biblical evidence and other writings. Why bother with the Crusades if this wasn't true? But the earth is a sphere. There is no city that is more important than others. Even if there is a God there is no place where he reigns from nor does he need to.

7) These dipensationalists believe Jesus will reign on earth from Jerusalem and that the temple will be re-established where animal sacrifices would be re-instituted from the temple in Jerusalem. But even on Christian grounds there is absolutely no reason for there to be any need for animal sacrifices (see Hebrews).

Such tomfoolery. Let's have done with it shall we? It's another mark of the mind of the believer to think in terms of the end of the earth as we know it. So far every prediction has been wrong.

So let me make a prediction. I'll predict these kind of doomsday predictions will always be wrong. Always. So far my prediction has the weight of evidence for it. ;-)

First posted 12/19/09

12 comments:

gamedirt said...

At 4 minutes 6 seconds, he is essentially saying:

"The majority of people will believe something reasonable and credible rather than believe scripture".

:D


Also, the quote at 1 minute 20 seconds pretty much seems as though the author (long dead) was expecting to be part of this rapture - that it would happen during his life.

Unknown said...

I may be an atheist, but I hope for the rapture. Imagine it... a world without Christians.

DM said...

Looks like your website is under attack from supernatural forces...


http://dyn.politico.com/members/forums/thread.cfm?catid=2&subcatid=7&threadid=3449994


you really need to add comment moderation to your blasphemy...

Mark Plus said...

When I hear craziness like this, I wish I lived in the postchristian "Jesus who?" era.

So far the actuarial tables have a better track record than predictions for the rapture. Two of the three biggest living rapture hustlers in the U.S., Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye, have already reached their 80's, and the third, Pat Robertson, turns 80 next year. I'd bet some real money that they lose out to the actuarial tables as well.

Miles Rind said...

Read the comments on the YouTube page if you want to see the utterances of some bizarrely and pathetically deluded people. Here's a fine sample: "the sin of unbelief is the only unpardonable sin. I was shown that those in Hell right now were there because they had refused to believe in the only One who cannot lie, that is, Jesus Christ! (and not because they di dnot believe in Mohammed, or Buddha, or the Great Goddess, or Satan, or Allah!) They only have themselves to blame, and that is so sad..."

(By the way, I noticed that most of the comments are far above the prevalent standards of literacy on YouTube.)

Mike D said...

Seems to me like just the simple weirdness of God being "up there" in the clouds is in itself pretty primitive and nonsensical. Maybe God lives in space, like in that horrible, horrible Star Trek flick.

ismellarat said...

Chuck Smith wrote that the world might be satisfied with the explanation that a virus suddenly killed all the Christians at the same time.

You atheists are so gullible. It's no wonder that nobody listens to you.

=^skeptic cat^= said...

I guess I thought that pretty much all scholars were agreed that 2 Thessalonians had been written pseudonymously. Is it still considered authoritative to dispensationalists? Do they quote the pastorals as well? I mean no on today would get up and quote from Jude because it is a known forgery, right. These are rhetorical questions, of course. I only wish to expand on JL's point that there are better intellectual resources than Left Behind for available for scriptural discourses.

Samphire said...

Matthew 24:21

For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

Worse than the Flood?

Samphire said...

John,

You wrote: There is no way I would ever believe the lie that if the rapture occurred it was not because of the prophecy.

I don't understand what you mean. Could you expand upon it? Thanks.

Mark Plus said...

If I had to choose between dispensationalism and the prosperity gospel (PG) for my christian neighbors, I'd choose PG without hesitation. One, we know that money exists and that people can acquire more of it. And two, if PG encourages people to work, save money and plan for the future, instead of sitting on their asses and praying for money to fall from the sky, it could improve these people's lives in tangible ways.

Dispensationalism, by contrast, has nothing to commend it from a reality-based perspective.

Marylee said...

Thanks for your fascinating blog! For those who may be interested in a behind-the-scenes look at the short, bizarre history of the pretribulation rapture nonsense, there are Google articles on it including "Pretrib Rapture Diehards," "America's Pretrib Rapture Traffickers," and "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty." All written by historian Dave MacPherson whose bestselling book answering every question about it - "The Rapture Plot" - I obtained online at Armageddon Books. You can't believe all the plagiarism, changing of historical documents, phony doctorates etc. in that fly-away rapture's shocking history! Thanks again for your very informing blog.