A Cute Song Written About Me By JP Holding. Maybe Someday He'll Answer My Arguments! ;-)

Here are the lyrics:

Well the north side of Angola
Is the cleanest part of town
And if you go up there
You better just beware
Of carpet cleaner Doubting John

Now DJ with his hat on
made him stand about two foot four
Hes a storefront cowboy with an ego boost
and a horse bit in his craw

And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog

Now DJ he a conman
And he likes to sell his books
And he likes to shine up on their front
With his right-good handsome looks!

He got a blog he posts on daily
Where he puts all his rantings at
He got to sign in there a thousand times an hour
For raisin up the traffic stats

And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog

Well one day bout a year ago
DJ shootin pool
And there on Dee Dees forum
There was J. P. Holding
And whoo, John lost his cool

Well he dragged himself on over
And the beating did proceed
And Doubting John had learned a lesson bout a-messin
with apologists out his league

And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog

Well J.P. sent John a -reelin
And when they went aside to see
DJ looked like a cartoon villain
Whod been blown up with TNT

And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog

And its sad, sad Doubting John
The saddest man in the whole danged town
Sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog

Yeah, he was sadder than a stomped-on frog
And meaner than a Dawkins blog

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Parody lyrics written by James Patrick Holding.