It's a Miracle I've Been Healed, Praise Atheism

Yesterday I went to get contact lenses and was told my dominant left eye has gotten better and is nearly at 20/20 vision. Since it is my dominant eye, most of my everyday activities do not require glasses or contacts at all. I just hadn't noticed that putting my glasses on didn't make much of a difference. How often do we not see what should be plain to see? I just didn't notice. When I want to focus on something in the distance I just have to shut my right eye. When reading fine print up close I just shut my left one, since my left eye is not quite 20/20. While I may get contacts anyway, I really don't need them at all. Praise atheism! Isn't she good?