Atheist Lyrics to Lady Ga Ga's "Born this Way"

The lyrics are by Greta Christina:



Now for the atheist lyrics:
Evolved This Way, Lyrics by Greta Christina

It doesn't matter if you sing hymns,
There's no capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you evolved this way, baby

Carl Sagan told me when I was young
We are all made of stars
And Darwin said all life's descended from
Ancient common ancestors

"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are,"
They said, "'Cause we're all imperfect, babe
Our knees and sinuses don't work for shit
But we're alive -- so celebrate!"

Lucky to be here today
There's no god making mistakes
I'm on the tree of life, baby
I evolved this way

Humans and seaweed and cats
Mushrooms and beetles and rats
You know there's no track, baby
We evolved this way

Could have gone another way
Thank your mutant DNA
Baby, we evolved this way

Could have gone another way
If that asteroid had strayed
No track, baby, we evolved this way

There's killer sharks, there's killer bees
There's viruses, there's willow trees
There's elephants, there's tiny fleas
And me.

It's sometimes hard to see this scary world
With life in our own puny hands
In the religion of the insecure
They think it's all a master plan.

It might be pretty to believe that lie
But it's all an S-H-A-M
I love myself, I love my friends, and I
Accept that it's all going to end.

Lucky to be here today
There's no god making mistakes
I'm a primate, baby
I evolved this way

Gorillas, roses and dogs
Amoebas, algae and frogs
You know there's no track, baby
We evolved this way

Could have gone another way
Thank your mutant DNA
Baby, we evolved this way

Could have gone another way
If mammals hadn't made the grade
No track, baby, we evolved this way

If you survive, you'll make the scene
Then reproduce, pass on your genes
Random mutations roll the dice
Change every species, moss or mice
Forget your teleology
There's no track on life's gorgeous tree
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby you evolved this way

No matter huge or small fry
Whether you swim or you fly
You know there's no track, baby
We evolved to survive

No matter feathers or fur
Whether you bark or you purr
You know there's no track, baby
We were shaped by this world

Lucky to be here today
There's no god making mistakes
I'm on the tree of life, baby
I evolved this way

Mosquitos, plankton and pigs
Canaries, leeches and figs
You know there's no track, baby
We evolved this way

Could have gone another way
Thank your mutant DNA
Baby, we evolved this way

Could have gone another way
If grandma hadn't gotten laid
No track, baby, we evolved this way

We evolved this way-hey
We evolved this way-hey
You know there's no track, baby
We evolved this way-hey

We evolved this way-hey
We evolved this way-hey
You know there's no track, baby
We evolved this way-hey

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