Camping, 88, has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and says he has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within the Good Book. One night a few years ago, Camping, a civil engineer by trade, crunched the numbers and was stunned at what he'd found: The world will end May 21, 2011.
Here's how:
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.
Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
I was shocked when I saw it!!! The people at FOX are clueless when it comes to religions...when he said that Tiger should switch from being a budhist to a xtian I thought about the raping catholic priests, the homosexual pastors pretending to be straight and bitching about the "sin"... the prostitutes (male and female) ... the cheating.... and I am not even to comment about everything else besides their sexual "weakness"..... well, maybe he was thinking about mormonism,then Tiger could have married all the other girls he wanted... or start a cult of his own like Koresh..... I could have laughed so much, instead my jaw went to the floor...
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Camping, 88, has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and says he has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within the Good Book. One night a few years ago, Camping, a civil engineer by trade, crunched the numbers and was stunned at what he'd found: The world will end May 21, 2011.
Here's how:
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.
Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
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I was shocked when I saw it!!! The people at FOX are clueless when it comes to religions...when he said that Tiger should switch from being a budhist to a xtian I thought about the raping catholic priests, the homosexual pastors pretending to be straight and bitching about the "sin"... the prostitutes (male and female) ... the cheating.... and I am not even to comment about everything else besides their sexual "weakness"..... well, maybe he was thinking about mormonism,then Tiger could have married all the other girls he wanted... or start a cult of his own like Koresh..... I could have laughed so much, instead my jaw went to the floor...
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